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Thursday, January 20, 2011


it seems that 'the world' is sinking.
'the world' being an ambitious development of islands in the vague shape of the countries of the world off the coast of dubai.
these islands were intended to be luxury homes for the rich, famous and tasteless, similar to the palm tree shaped developments that are homes to stars and footballers such as michael owen (who? oh i am so cruel.)

i am not gutted that i can't afford to have a luxury mansion built on my own private island off of dubai. actually that is not true - i wish i could afford it, i just wouldn't choose to live in dubai.

i am gutted that the 'islands' are sinking and that none of the rich, famous and tasteless have bought and built property there.
just imagine the charity single that could have come out for that!

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