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Saturday, February 23, 2008


i am in brick lane.
i am drinking coffee.
i will be going to the tate modern.
all is well in the world.

i am happy.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Wednesday, February 13, 2008


amazingly with all the techology at my hands i managed to get this one slightly out of focused.
top class.



you can all rest easy. the floodgates have opened. the blockage has passed. i am no longer constipated.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008


i was in pain last night (i still am) i think i have eaten something that has given me mild food poisioning. my guts rumbled, i thought i was going to hurl and my head throbbed.
my guts didn't give forth in a biblical fashion.
the hurl stayed put.
the head didn't explode.
i drifted into and out of sleep.
the tv was showing a sidney lumet movie "q&a" - a police thriller as a district attorney tries to nail a dishonest cop. it stars nick nolte, it is grim none of the characters are nice. to be honest i wasn't paying that much attention as i moaned and groaned with the pain in my tum.
it also features the rather striking jenny lumet. at one point the da (timothy hutton)is questioning various people but can't help but throw a few love lorn glances at ms lumet (can't blame him).
one of the da's assisstants turns to him and encourages him to hook up with her. he uses the rather catchy line of:

"why should all the bad guys get all the good pussy."
it was a line and half and made better as it was delivered by luis guzman.

i am currently i am constipated. so i am not a happy man, last night it was like i was going to flood the place out and tonight i am bunged up.
i tell you my life is hard.

Monday, February 11, 2008


he is a national treasure worth a lot of dosh.
she is a bit of a grasping nagging shrew.
my advice pay her a lot of money and get rid of her.
trust me it would be worth it.

(can you guess who i am talking about?)

Wednesday, February 06, 2008


me in the works car park. to be honest these looked better the night i did them (isn't it always the way!!) but i give the to you in their photoshopped glory.
(i am not so much banksy more wanksy... see what i did....)


Tuesday, February 05, 2008


some nature pictures, they are not very good. but i am sure you will enjoy them.


will it be hillary?
will it be barack?
(and nice to see that i am on first name basis with both of them.)

in a sense it doesn't matter whether they are black or female - what counts is that they are not george w. bush. what counts is that they have a liberal vision and not a dangerous neo-con blinkered view. either one would have the wishes of the world that they get a chance to lead.

personally i want hillary to win, but then i have always liked a stern woman in charge.

Monday, February 04, 2008


there i was reading a harlan coben book, “promise me” the other day. it is a modern hard boiled detective novel that treads the same path that robert crais does (and does better) in his elvis cole series of novels. coben assembles an interesting cast of characters, supplies a number of twists, an ample quantity of wisecracks and all at pace.
all in all a satisfying read and you are left wondering when will it be made into a series of movies?

in the middle of it all was the line: “man plans, god laughs”.
how very true.

(and for those of you who care it is a yiddish saying: man trakht un gott lacht.)