jokes

kate moss bumps into jeremy clarkson on a night out.
unfamiliar with him, she asked him what he did. jeremy explained that he did top gear.
"fucking excellent” she said,” i’ll have four grams please


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i had a chicken tarka for my tea. it's like a tikka but a little 'otter!!

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my friend was a serious trainspotter. every weekend, come rain or shine, he'd be at crewe railway station taking down train numbers.
he always dreamt that when it was his time to pop his clogs he would get killed by stream train. last week it finally happened:
he was chuffed to bits

right better not give up the day job then!