headphones

i am going to have to go out and buy some cheap headphones.
why? you ask.
well the greatest comedy show on earth is about to start a short run in blackpool, oh yes the conservative party is having it's annual conference next week.
the reason i need headphones is that i share my office with someone and i am not sure that they are really keen on listening to the rants of old bitter men.
the only problem is going to be me trying to stop laughing too loudly and stop shouting at the computer screen as i listen to the tories once more prove they have no chance and frankly no real desire to run the country again.

no one from central office has contacted me to see if i still want to save them from another electoral defeat.
they are fools, but then we knew that...