searched

i would be the first to admit that my blog is not essential reading (even for me).
i like to think that my, few, readers derive some pleasure from it.
i also think that the power of the blogosphere is overrated (though i suspect i would quickly change my mind if i was told that my blog was being turned into a book, or even better a film with bruce willis and danny dyer as the stars, with a guest role for jason statham - i have quite worked out the narrative thread of the movie yet, give me time).
however i do derive a certain sense of satisfaction from doing this.

recently blogger has allowed me to check my statistics - mostly depressing reading.
one of the things i can see is what people have used to find my blog. i thought i would share with you.
so here they are - the magic words that bring people to me....

a video of a person having an enema from beginning to finish

turd "to be proud" flushed
bilara having an enema 
briana banks
dsm+hdd1 датчики
(ok it looks like people are able to associate me with being a perve. what do you mean if the cap fits....)

iampat 
iampat!!! (just have to love those exclamation marks - i am all about the exclamation mark!)
isabel spearman
(at least these three make it sound like they were searching for me or interested in my thoughts on sensible subjects)
site:blogspot.com enema pain
(and this one just has me all a google at the idea that someone has narrowed down their search so specifically.)

still there is an obvious business out there - now how do i propose my social media network for enema lovers to the boys and girls on the dragon's den?
it will give a whole new meaning to logging on.