well ross kemp may have been handbagged but spare a thought for this poor chap.
his ex decided to get even for him splitting up with her by; well frankly, going postal on him, he was lucky she stopped short of doing a bobbit on him.
true he had to suffer having his genitals super glued to his stomach (i am jealous mine doesn't reach that far - though my stomach is getting closer to it as age goes on...), super glued the cheeks of his arse together, put various colours of nail varnish in his hair, as well as being used to write an obscene comment on his back.
then he had to walk naked to find someone to help him.....
he is currently suing her for damages and only £17k - seems like she is getting off cheaply to me.
her attorney claims it was a consensual act and that for awhile they were laughing with each other about it. mmmm
only in america.
remember ross you have been warned - hide the super glue now!
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