winner

my luck hasn't been good for quite awhile. things just haven't been going my way at all. very little has gone right. oh well. shrug the shoulders. pull socks up. stiff upper lip. soldier on. oh look there is the euro lottery with its guaranteed creation of 18 millionaires in great britain, adding a level of certainty to the whole thing - not just one winner but at least 18. the odds have shortened. i had been tempted to play, to pick some numbers and let my luck do what it needs to do (don't worry gentle readers when i am rich and rolling in cash i won't forget you). then i check my email and lawks look what i have been sent: "your email address has won you the sum of 1,350.000.00 euros,confirmed by our co-sponsor of euro millions lottery contact mrs. sharon lee (euromillionslottery101@rogers.com) tel: +601-027-225-49 this email message and any attachments are for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain information that is proprietary to us foods, inc. and/or its subsidiaries or otherwise confidential or legally privileged.... any unauthorized use, dissemination or disclosure of this message or it's attachments is strictly prohibited." i think it is nice of us foods to pick me. me! my luck is obviously changing. i'll be taking this to the bank in order to arrange a loan. do you think they'll accept it?