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Thursday, October 07, 2010

kyle

in my period of post employment i have resisted the urge to watch jeremy kyle, he is no jerry springer and he not the looker that trisha is.
kyle has sailed to fame on a sea of people's misery. he is full of sanctimonious rage. he likes to confront his 'guests', he likes to get tough with them.
ooops one of them threw an envelope at him today.
his bodyguards rushed on.
envelopes can be deadly - we have all had paper cuts.
perhaps he won't act quite so tough now.

(this has been brought to you by 'scraping the bottom of the barrel productions.'

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