i gotta book ta sell ain't i
the nation's favourite mockney chef has been at it again.
he's only gone and written another bleedin' book. it is guaranteed to be a best seller and to clog up the shelves at a supermarket near you.
it isn't enough that he sells it to the middle class who populate their kitchens with unopened and unread cookbooks (i would like to say this is very bizarre behaviour - but as my collection of unopened and unread art books testify it is an easy trap to fall into), he also wants to get others to buy it.
the nation's favourite mockney chef has been at it again.
he's only gone and written another bleedin' book. it is guaranteed to be a best seller and to clog up the shelves at a supermarket near you.
it isn't enough that he sells it to the middle class who populate their kitchens with unopened and unread cookbooks (i would like to say this is very bizarre behaviour - but as my collection of unopened and unread art books testify it is an easy trap to fall into), he also wants to get others to buy it.
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