helicopters

i have to make a confession. it is a confession that cuts straights to the heart of my manliness. it is this: i couldn’t tell you the difference between makes of car; cars don’t excite me at all. it gets worse though. i am the same with bikes, planes, boats, weapons and designer label clothes.
they are all just things to me. true i they are things that sometime have me on the edge of my seat in the cinema.
it is the same with helicopters i wouldn’t know one from the other if my life depended on it. but if there is one thing that is guaranteed to give me an action junkie boner it is a helicopter flying into view.
doesn’t matter if it is in film, recent examples would be “die hard 4.0” and “transformers”, or tv shows, such as “24”, put a helicopter on the screen and all of a sudden i am getting all excited and moist.
so much so that even films that i truly adore, such as “citizen kane” and “calamity jane”, i secretly wish they could be remade so a helicopter could feature.

what can i say i love helicopter porn.