joke

feeling awful have a serious cold (much worse than manflu), so my adventures of the few days in bristol will have to wait.

meantime enjoy this joke i got from a friend, who got it from his daughter. (she is funnier than both of us...)


so, this bloke's dog is dying.
he takes it to the vet but unfortunately the dog is dead-on-arrival.
the vet looks at it, and pronounces it dead.

the bloke is quite distraught, and asks the vet to get a second opinion.




the vet calls in his cat, who walks past the dead dog very slowly, not taking his eyes off it. the cat then lowers his head and shakes it, walking off mournfully.


the vet then calls in his pet labrador who comes in, sniffs the dog gives it quite a good prod, then the labrador rolls over, sticks his legs in the air and yelps.




the vet says "that'll be £175 please"
the bloke says "what for?"

the vet says "well, £100 is my fee, the cat scan is £50, and £25 for the lab report...."