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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

hrh

now that is what i am talking about.
kicking the girlfriend out because she is too middle class (oh no the royal family are snobs – no shit sherlock, can’t believe how that has come as a surprise to anyone…), getting jiggy with lots of other posh lasses, being an alpha male at officer training school (ooh i am tiger grrrr…), your brother dressing up a as a nazi, your dad complaining about dvds being inconvenient to use, your granddad just being well philip.
meanwhile mohamed al fayed wants to bring your family up on charges demands his day in court, gets it and then asks for an extra six months to get the evidence sorted (just what have you been doing the last 10 years al?)
no doubt andy, fergie, eddie, zara and the corgis have all been up to no good.
this is reality soap opera but costs less than a tv license.
this is celebrity culture gone mad.
this is why we don’t want a republic; this is why we need the royal family.

long may they reign.

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