conned

so there i am on myspace - it is fun.
and there are some interesting people on there. and as you know i am a friendly guy happy to chat to anyone about anything. well imagine my surprise when a i get a message from a gorgeous young girl. you could have knocked me down with a feather. actually it didn't take long to realise that this young lady was a front for something. blimey here comes a second girl to chat to me. mmm i must be wearing clic, can be the only explanation... or my photo makes me look so desperate it is not true,
so tonight on yahoo i have a long conversation with someone (it could be a he it could be a she) who seems to want to stay with me forever because they are looking for a soulmate - but actually wants my credit card details....

but for the life of me i can't quite work out how the scam is going to work as it seems i buy something and get it shipped to nigeria (mmm theres a clue) and that is it.
but ah wait a minute now the time they need the stuff is so quick i couldn't get it shipped to them, mmm so looks like it will come back to me giving them the details of my card. yeah right.

anyway enjoy a bit of it. i have been playing to see when they would tip their hand, but they haven't and i want to go to sleep.
thoguh quite why they chose the anme julian to go with the sexy photo is beyond me.,


patart692006: http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/
julian_bliss: what can i do there?
patart692006: i thnk you can get t-shirts made up and offer them for sale
julian_bliss: i dont hav credit cards
julian_bliss: do u hav ?
patart692006: nope - they won't allow me to have one!!!
julian_bliss: who wont allow?
julian_bliss: hi
patart692006: the banks - i was a bit stuoud with cash a while back so i have had to get rid of my credit cards
patart692006: ooops
julian_bliss: so u mean trhe bank will not allow u use credit cards
patart692006: thats right
julian_bliss: but u hav it with u ?
julian_bliss: all the infor
patart692006: yes
patart692006: why
julian_bliss: ok
julian_bliss: send it to me then if it works i will tell u and if it does not i will tell u
julian_bliss: k
julian_bliss: i want to use it to buy the customise clothes
......

julian_bliss: well doing this may make me know u ore and promise never to leave u
........
patart692006: where do they have to go to
julian_bliss: afriac
julian_bliss: africa
julian_bliss: did u get all the names i send to u
patart692006: gott the name - where in africa?
julian_bliss: Nigeria
julian_bliss: write them out
julian_bliss: and show me if its correct
patart692006: i will just copy fro m here
julian_bliss: ok ....patrick
julian_bliss: why
patart692006: where in nigeria
julian_bliss: how many did i send to u
julian_bliss: lagos
julian_bliss: u gat that
patart692006: yup
patart692006: any particular place
julian_bliss: yeah
julian_bliss: u send it
julian_bliss: to a place
julian_bliss: are u asking for the address?
patart692006: yes
julian_bliss: patrick
julian_bliss: ok
julian_bliss: wait let me ask u know i dont know much abt here ok
julian_bliss: patrick
patart692006: ok
julian_bliss: hold on patrick
julian_bliss: ok
patart692006: yup holdiing
julian_bliss: getting it
patart692006: ok
julian_bliss: i cant get it seems i will ask them and send it to u later
julian_bliss: k
julian_bliss: patrick
patart692006: ok let me know
julian_bliss: b4 u hav it done i will hav send the address and the name that will collect it here i will send them to u
julian_bliss: ok...patrick
patart692006: yup
julian_bliss: so how long will it take
patart692006: won't know until tomorrow when i can ask them - maybe 2 weeks
julian_bliss: ohh My God
julian_bliss: 2 weeks
julian_bliss: then i will hav to buy it here but i dont hav any cash here else check
julian_bliss: and those checks can not be cash here that why
patart692006: oh i see
julian_bliss: u know what patrick....?
julian_bliss: cos i promise them that i will get it 4 them b4 i leave
julian_bliss: and a cutomise belt
julian_bliss: u knw that too
patart692006: a belt as well......
julian_bliss: yeah
julian_bliss: belt is not 4 all of them
julian_bliss: only 2 of them
julian_bliss: ok
patart692006: oh right - don't know where you would get such belts
julian_bliss: what
julian_bliss: u?
julian_bliss: and mp3
julian_bliss: u know it
patart692006: i know of mp3s - what does that have to do with belts ?
julian_bliss: yeah
julian_bliss: i need 2 mp3
julian_bliss: ok
julian_bliss: dont worry abt the belts


ah what can you say to all of that....
not sure what annoyed me the most that they thought i would fall for it or that it was done so badly.