flatpack

eat your heart out frank whittle.
eat your heart out isambard kingdom brunel.
east your heart out james dyson.
eat your heart out zaha hadid.
bow down before me norman foster, james fry and tim berners-lee.
your accomplishments pale before mine.

for i have mastered the flat pack bookcase.
for i have conquered the instructions.
for i have overcome the screwdriver.

for i have built a bookcase and like kubla kahn i have dined on honey dew.

(gotta hope it stays up when i put some books in it.. )