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Thursday, April 28, 2005

election

the 2005 uk election – the handy guide to help you make up your mind.

1] iraq – yes or no?
2] immigration – yes or no?
3] tax cuts – some or more ?
4] everything else – we’ll talk about it later.

the manifestos
new labour – we’re not the conservatives (and remember blair will be gone soon).
conservative – we’re not new labour (but they have stolen our policies & and we hate w(censored).
liberal democrats – we’re not new labour and we’re not the conservatives. (that’s about it).

the others
respect – we care about iraq and palestine (well anything that will get us the ethnic vote and won’t have people asking us about being part of the swp).
ukip/veritas – keep england england (look old chap the rest of the world is a nice place to visit but we don’t want them here…)
bnp – we hate w(censored), we hate p(censored) and we hate y(censored) (we are just slightly right of the tory party and david blunkett).

4 comments:

Hobbit's Journal said...

Just for the record - who are you voting for????

pat said...

my big X will go to new labour.

Shep said...

Am wetting my pants in excitement at the prospects of a 'Leaders Only' Question Time this evening...am stocking up on Stella Artois to get myself overly rowdy as I shout at the television.

I love democracy.

pat said...

darn i am going to miss it as i am out seeing wired women at the spitz.

which types kinkier than it is.

lets hope the beeb have it on playback somewhere....