some jokes i have read recently that have made me laugh.
why did the pervert cross the road?
because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.
what did the cannibal do when she dumped her boyfriend?
wiped her arse.
where do you find a dog with no legs?
where you left it.
what's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
a woman that won't do as she is told.
how do you make four old ladies swear?
get a fifth one to shout bingo.
as basil brush used to say boom boom!
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